Twilight Trailer leaks. Fans rejoice. Vamps rejuice.

So unless you've been living under a rock -- or could care less, like most people over the age of 15 -- the Twilight trailer has been leaked on YouTube. Hurray?



Unfortunately it doesn't show too much, so if you're starting to develop ~*sparkling*~ blue balls in anticipation of any hot and heavy Bella/Edward action (and face it, you'll have to wait 3 more movies and 6 more years for that to happen. If Breaking Dawn can even be filmed, that is), check out that other werewolf-vampire-angsty girl love triangle, True Blood, currently showing Sundays on HBO.

Considering how similar the two series are (Okay, okay. They're different. Bella is a speshul snowflake and Edward can't read her mind, and Bill is a speshul snowflake and Sookie can't read his mind. Happy now?) it wouldn't be far fetched to take the Harlequin Romance Novel inspired True Blood mid-season finale and paste poor Kristen Stewart and R Pattz's heads over Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer. Hey, they'd be more attractive!

For all you spoilerphobics out there, avoid the following if you don't want to ruin the episode:



PS -- as my roommate discovered, the scene plays much better to Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights. I voted Ennio Morricone's Ecstacy of Gold, though in retrospect I Will Come To You is probably the best match.

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Attention, fanvidders:

THIS is how you make an awesome fanvid, even if you're stuck with iMovie. You can do a lot of interesting things with creative editing, color, and sound, especially when you have limited resources. (Sparrington, I'm looking at YOU.) This House vid combines all of these elements to create a very striking and surprisingly effective short.

Enjoy!

"Sunburn"
House/Wilson/Cameron love triangle
by nella1987 @ YouTube

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Two from Cracked: Fic & Feminism

Though we at Nancing Pony are skeptical that those writing for Cracked have really delved deep into the no man's land of fanfiction, they have come up with a cute list of 5 Baffling Fanfiction Sex Scenes. Though it doesn't include old-time favorites like Luke Skywalker/Simba, there's certainly snark to be had.

They've also put together a good list of Hollywood's 5 Saddenst Attempts at Feminism. We heartily agree with them all, and could heap a few more on the pile. Nance on......

Let's Kick Things Off ...

With a little Sparrington video brought to you via my friend Jamie. Marvel at how a true die hard fan can mash all 5 scenes of Jack Sparrow and James Norrington together into a seamless tale of woe and angst, with just a dash of photomanip. Also, James Blunt.

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